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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

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Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

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