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12.06.2025 00:56

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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